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	The Onion: Sources Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013 Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 148 seconds Global video hits: 679435 Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out. Related: all, comedy, cyrus, fake, funny, hannah, miley, montana, news, official, onion, over, parody, satire, start, video

	The Onion: Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power? Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 241617 Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 1984, government, onion, power, robots, technology

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The Onion: Supreme Court: Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 182 seconds
Global video hits: 224849

Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.

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	The onion Movie Posted by: cskeller07 Video duration: 105 seconds Global video hits: 481053 Satirical interpretations of world events and curious human behavior. Related: movie, onion, the

The Onion: Blockbuster Offers Glimpse Of Movie Renting Past
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 128 seconds
Global video hits: 104114

The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies before the advent of services like Netflix and iTunes.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

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	The Onion: McCain Declines Secret Service Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 100 seconds Global video hits: 262433 John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: barack, clinton, comedy, election, fake, hillary, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, satire

	The Onion: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 68 seconds Global video hits: 291894 Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health, according to a new study. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: animals, onion, science, wildlife

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The Onion: '9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 167 seconds
Global video hits: 247490

An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

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	Portrayal Of Obama As Snob Hailed As Step Forward For Blacks Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 142 seconds Global video hits: 80351 Overjoyed civil rights leaders say that Barack Obama has paved the way for future black politicians to be smeared as country club snobs. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, onion, politics, satire

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The Onion: 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Made Into Feature Film
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 163 seconds
Global video hits: 270702

Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

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The Onion: Most Children Not In Favor Of Child Healthcare
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 104 seconds
Global video hits: 105981

A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

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	The Onion: Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 74 seconds Global video hits: 192720 Girls between the ages of 8 and 14 spent the day helping their parents fight insurgents and defuse mines. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: army, bush, cheney, george, iraq, military, onion, war

$The Onion: Domino\$	The Onion: Domino's Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 99 seconds Global video hits: 169996 Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. Related: comedy, dominos, fake, fast, food, funny, news, onion, pizza, satire

	The Onion: Breaking News - Something Happening In Haiti Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 133 seconds Global video hits: 24803 Important news out of Haiti's capital today. The Onion's Don Abrams reports live. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com Related: haiti, international, news, onion, the

	The Onion: Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 180 seconds Global video hits: 198726 Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper. Related: barack, comedy, election, fake, funny, john, mccain, news, obama, politics, satire, voting

	The Onion: U.S. Closes Final WWII Internment Camp Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 113 seconds Global video hits: 86791 White House Press Secretary Debra Browning reminds reporters that there were 26 other camps that the U.S. successfully closed on time. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: burns, camps, comedy, fake, funny, internment, japanese, ken, news, onion, satire, war, world

$The Onion: High School Tonys Honor Nation\$	The Onion: High School Tonys Honor Nation's Drama Club Nerds Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 110 seconds Global video hits: 105623 High school theater's brightest stars gathered last night to see who would take home the coveted award for Most Awkward Kiss. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: acting, awards, club, comedy, drama, fake, funny, high, news, satire, school, theater, tony

	The Onion: Queen Will Leave Behind Long Legacy Of Waving Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 136 seconds Global video hits: 828186 As Queen Elizabeth II becomes the oldest reigning monarch in British history, we take a look at some of her most significant waving moments. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: elizabeth, england, family, london, onion, queen, royal, royalty

$The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New \$	The Onion: Diet Book Author Advocates New 'No Food Diet' Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 209 seconds Global video hits: 92938 Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: anorexic, comedy, diet, fake, funny, loss, my, news, satire, skinny, story, weight

	The Onion: The Beijing Olympics - Are They A Trap? Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 130 seconds Global video hits: 177748 'In The Know' panelists discuss whether our athletes will be able to escape the bamboo cages the Chinese government will try to imprison them in. Related: china, comedy, fake, funny, games, news, olympics, onion, satire, sports

	The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election Posted by: TheOnion Video duration: 164 seconds Global video hits: 176802 Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election. More coverage at: http://onion.com Related: 2008, election, machines, onion, the, voting

The Onion: 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night
Posted by: TheOnion

Video duration: 78 seconds
Global video hits: 117496

A survey by the Shuttleworth Research Center found that the majority of male roommates ages 18-24 got wasted off their asses the previous evening.
More coverage at: http://onion.com

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